A strange looking bird is the Pelican.
His bill can hold more food than his belly can.
He can hold in his beak
Enough fish for a week.
But I’ll be damned if I know how the hell he can.
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard.”
A bird had an unfortunate accident,
That left its bill unusually bent.
One day we suppose, it followed its nose,
And no one knows in which direction it went.