TYPOFAUNA II LIMERICKS

A strange looking bird is the Pelican.
His bill can hold more food than his belly can.
He can hold in his beak
Enough fish for a week.
But I’ll be damned if I know how the hell he can.



There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as I feared! 
   Two Owls and a Hen,
   Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard.”


A bird had an unfortunate accident, 
That left its bill unusually bent.
One day we suppose, it followed its nose,
And no one knows in which direction it went.

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